The Boobie Bird

The blue-footed boobie resides on the Galapagos Islands.

The ten-toed Boobie Bryan resides in N.Syracuse.

When I was a young man I told my parents I only wanted one career. This had to be a job that could afford Dolly Parton as a housekeeper.

Karma returns, however, because yesterday my nephew said, "You've got big boobs, Uncle Bryan." And I do have man-boobs: very Germanic man-boobs that comes with a lot of hair. Out of the mouths of babes and pointing out the obvious. Ah, genetics. Ah, the way kismet returns. If only I had blue feet.